The Mullet Chronicles: The Search For The Seven Golden Jews: Episode C: Fred Savage and his Technicolor Dreamcoat Part 1

* runs at with his hammer*
Woah! Why are you trying to kill me Fred?
Bad Writing, I guess.
Will ClawX ever write something decent?
When Pigs Fly.
* runs out of the door* FOOL SAVAGE!
DAMN YOU MULLET MAN!
LOL WTF? WE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP!
SHUT UP I AM FRED SAVAGE!
 LOL WONDER YEARS SUX0RED
 THEY DID NOT! *beats the shit out of Jadite with his Hammer*
K.
OK. I'm fucking pissed. I need my beauty sleep for when I meet up with Uranus.UR ANUS HA HA HA
Fucking christ. That joke is fucking old and unfunny. Can't clawx come up with any good material?

 I'm pretty sure he can't.
Say aren't you Fred Savage?
 Yes, baby, I am.
Um.. Don't hit on me.
Why not? You some kind of dyke?
Yes, and don't use that hurtful term around me please.
 DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE DYKE!!!! FUCKING DYKE!
* trys to kick Fred but freezes.
 Yes! THAT IS MY TECHNICOLOR DREAMCOAT!
* faints.

 BWAGWAMWATWALALALALAHAHAHAHA YOUR MINE NOW MULLET MAN!
* runs to find Mullet Man*
* is in the hotel break room eating a sandwich
* runs right past him out the door, but turns around and runs back in*
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
Eating this sandwich.
SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU AND YOUR EATING A FUCKING SANDWICH.
It's a good sandwich, no need to get your panties in a bunch!
*  breaks down the door with his hammer*
Wasn't that hammer a chainsaw last episode?
Yeah, but it had to be cut due to the budget.
ClawX really needs to get a fucking job doesnt he?
Yes, He ain't gonna be paid for these terrible, terrible webcomics.
Well Mullet Man, it's been fun...
It has?
No. Not really, but It's time to die Mullet Man.
*is in a glass bubble.
HA HA HA HURT ME AND SHE DIES!
Just beat him Mullet Man.
I um.. can't hurt a person whos in a miniorty group..
* falls over laughing*
Shut the fuck up *kicks pit in the head*
It's time to fight me in a game of SCRABBLE!
You fiend. Scrabble is my other weakness.
MWA HA HA

Will Mullet Man win? Is Neptune fucked? What the hell is up with Fred Savage?  Find out next time. Same Mullet Time, Same Mullet Channel.